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The twenty some minutes stand-up comedy set by Demetri Martin and the many extras feature some of the material on the CD but neither is a copy of the other. A fun added feature is the commentary track with Martin though, like most commentary tracks, it is not particularly interesting.

Granted, charming is an odd qualifier for something like this but it is exactly that. Martin comes across as a very nice younger brother kind of guy with a very odd imagination. Again, Martin is original with his material such as when he has a friend do the play-by-play for comic skits that normally would not translate well on a CD These Jokes. How many comics could get away with something like that? Watch offline. Available to download.

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Andy Kindler relives his overseas adventures and relationship problems in this half-hour stand-up special. Anthony Jeselnik talks about his childhood, his family, dating habits, religion, and unfortunate accidents. Arj Barker discusses living in Australia along with the dos and don'ts of relationships in this stand-up special. Arj Barker rants about holidays, banks and walking shoes in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

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Bill Burr confesses his issues with beautiful women at baseball games in this stand-up special. Proud Puerto Rican Bill Santiago lists his top 10 reasons it's great to be a Latino in this half-hour stand-up special. Comedian Billy Gardell contrasts his rough and tough childhood in Pittsburgh with today's emotionally sensitive youth in this half-hour stand-up comedy special.

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Charlie Viracola is fed up with Earth so he lays down the laws for his own Planet Charlie in this half-hour stand-up special. Chelsea Handler sets the record straight on celebrity babies, dating, alcoholics, married people, and midgets in this Comedy Central original stand-up special. Chris Porter discusses dating and the unfairness of dim lights and make-up in this stand-up special. Christian Finnegan gets philosophical about Monopoly and gives his rendition of "the birds and the bees" talk.

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I agree Carlos Mencia was hell. Season 1. Watch Now. Best Price. Demetri compares the thickness of necks to the number of books read, and the difference between an improper fraction and a 'really improper fraction. Important Things with Demetri Martin is a stream of consciousness sketch and variety show from comedian Demetri Martin. Each episode focuses on a single topic - chairs, power, games - through the prism of Demetri's unique point of view.

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Each episode of the show tackles an important thing e. All sketches, short vignettes, animated segments and stand-up comedy were loosely related to the theme of the episode In , he hosted and starred in his own television show called Important Things With Demetri Martin on Comedy Central. Later in June, it was announced his show had been renewed for a second season. The second season premiered, again on Comedy Central, on February 4, Martin has stated that Important Things will not return for a third season.

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